Posts Tagged ‘funny christian quotes’

quote about Language by Mark Twain

June 11, 2009

In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer. ~quote about Language by Mark Twain Many a man curses the rain that falls upon his head, and knows not that it brings abundance to drive away the hunger. ~quotes on Weather by Saint Basil I try to teach [...]

funny wise quotes

May 24, 2009

If your head is wax, don’t walk in the sun. ~Author : Benjamin Franklin Famous Quotes How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid It must be education that does it. ~Author : Alexandre Dumas Inspirational Sayings Hope is a waking dream. ~Author : Aristotle Nice Quotes More important than [...]

Don’t condescend to unskilled labor. Try it for half a day first.

May 18, 2009

I call that mind free which jealously guards its intellectual rights and powers, which calls no man master, which does not content itself with a passive or hereditary faith, and receives new truth as an angel from Heaven. ~Author : Woody Allen Famous Quotes Weather forecast for tonight dark. ~Author : George Carlin Inspirational Sayings [...]

The only way most people recognize their limits is by trespassing on them.

May 16, 2009

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails. ~Author : Dolly Parton Famous Quotes The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. ~Author : Ralph Waldo Emerson Inspirational Sayings The superior man is satisfied and composed; the mean man is always full of distress. ~Author : Confucius The [...]

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